it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
