I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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