I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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