I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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