I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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