susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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