More tranny stories later!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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