I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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