I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize