Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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