ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We have started to decorate penises.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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