Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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