Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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