Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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