Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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