what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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