i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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