Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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