So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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