We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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