I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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