i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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