Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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