I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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