Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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