Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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