YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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