ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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