But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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