This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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