sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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