Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with