Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.