lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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