Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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