so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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