question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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