were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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