Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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