This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.