HIV tests are more positive than that guy
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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