it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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