im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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