You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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