i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i think my cat just said my name.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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