butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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