i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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