She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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