The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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