Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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