hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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