no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
you never un-have a 4some
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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