I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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