so explain again why im purple
no
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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