it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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