I'm jealous of your bromance
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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