Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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