You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My friends, they love my intelligence
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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